Octomom Is "Excited" for Her Porn Video to Come Out

There are a few things in this world that we would be happy to never, ever see: a Tanning Mom reality show, another Lindsay Lohan mug shot, a Snooki-penned parenting guide, a Rihanna-Chris Brown wedding -- and, of course, an Octomom porn video. Sadly, at least one of these things is about to come into existence.

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